I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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