Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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