i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just gift wrapped bread.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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