So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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