Do you still have your period?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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