If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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