I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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