I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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