Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
