DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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