You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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