Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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