I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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