: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
why is half of my head shaved?
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