At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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