I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just high enough for therapy.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
