I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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