So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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