How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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