So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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