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there's paper in my vomit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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