You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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