is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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