I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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