i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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