My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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