I hate all girls vehemently.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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