Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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