Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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