It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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