And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
false alarm. still invincible.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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