he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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