You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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