Did you just see the Batmobile???
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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