Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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