i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i think i just naturally attract stoners
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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