so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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