i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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