I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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