We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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