is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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