they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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