She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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