I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
