mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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