where am i from again
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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