At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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