If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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