Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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