Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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