Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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